1001 Rules for My Unborn Daughter

Month

September 2011

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307. Don't be pedantic.
Sep 29, 20111 note
306. You'll be shocked by how clearly you see things after a long shower.
Sep 15, 201124 notes
305. Your sister loves you and you love her.

Stop bitching.

Sep 10, 201116 notes
304. Your phone is in your purse while you're driving.

No exceptions. No excuses. Texting is not an excuse for crashing.

Sep 10, 201112 notes
“Life is hard. Afterall, it kills you.” —Katharine Hepburn
Sep 5, 201126 notes
303. We strive for money, yet we yearn to live simply.

Cut out the middleman.

Sep 5, 20115 notes
302. Once in every few decades, someone has a talent that blows you off your feet without ruining it with a horrible personality.

Pay attention.

Sep 5, 20117 notes
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Sep 5, 201112 notes
301. Leave the scolding to their mother.
Sep 5, 20111 note
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